|Damon in "Hereafter"|
I haven’t seen “Hereafter” yet. It looks pretty good. Rumor has it that Damon’s character is able to commune with the dead. Judging from the movie’s poster, he must also be capable of time travel, specifically to 1992 where he stole his headshot from the set of "School Ties," returned to 2010 and gave the photo to the Warner Bros. marketing department.
|Damon on the poster for "Hereafter"|
Damon's only 40. He's youthful, but he's not that youthful. The movie was directed by Clint Eastwood, a man who has proved time and time again that bad-assery knows no age limit. Why does Damon have to look like an undergrad to sell this flick?
|"I'm 80 years old and I'll kick your fucking ass, you little pissant!"|