Sunday, December 26, 2010

REDRUM

THE SCENE:   FRAMINGHAM, MASSACHUSETTS, USA




THE PLAYERS:   MUM, DAD, AND ME


THE FORECAST: BLIZZARD WARNING, STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED IN MASSACHUSETTS, 8 TO 16 INCHES OF SNOW, POTENTIALLY DAMAGING WINDS, CONSIDERABLE BLOWING AND DRIFTING OF SNOW
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?


Friday, December 10, 2010

PRAISE, I THINK

"Mike's the kind of guy you WANT to fuck your mom." - My manager, 4 days after I got a raise.